Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shoes. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Quack Quack
These crochet slippers are great... if you want your feet to look like those of a cartoon duck.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Yee-Haw, Y'all
The image quality is a little lacking, but still... crocheted boots!
Ok, confess: How many of you are already planning out how to make yourself a pair of these?
Ok, confess: How many of you are already planning out how to make yourself a pair of these?
Friday, August 27, 2010
Sensible Shoes
Here we have a fine example of the Soleless (though some might argue that it should be "Soulless") Doily Thong Sandal:
Obviously they're meant to be worn at the beach...
...Which I suppose is more responsible than suggesting that someone wear them to work...
...But think about it:
If you wear these to the beach, aren't you just asking for a bizarre tanline?
No, I'm sorry. I cannot condone their use, beachside or anywhere else.
(They don't look very comfortable, anyway.)
Obviously they're meant to be worn at the beach...
...Which I suppose is more responsible than suggesting that someone wear them to work...
...But think about it:
If you wear these to the beach, aren't you just asking for a bizarre tanline?
No, I'm sorry. I cannot condone their use, beachside or anywhere else.
(They don't look very comfortable, anyway.)
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Pirouette
Sure, they may call them "slippers"...
...but anyone can see that these magnificent powder blue and white concoctions are knitted ballet boots (with tassels).
The only downside-- slippers aren't really meant to be worn out and about, and you'll really want to show these beauties off. Oh well, nothing's perfect.
...but anyone can see that these magnificent powder blue and white concoctions are knitted ballet boots (with tassels).
The only downside-- slippers aren't really meant to be worn out and about, and you'll really want to show these beauties off. Oh well, nothing's perfect.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
What the. . .?
Yes, it's back-- the dreaded "What the. . . ?" category, reserved for only the most bizarre and/or heinous acts of knit and crochet (and possibly occasionally other yarn-related craftiness). You never know when it will strike!
Today, I offer up for youramusement befuddlement horror. . . CROCHET MULES:
Now, the crochet mules are embarrassing enough on their own. . . (What is with those ballet-style laces on the middle pair?)
. . . And the exceedingly bare (and in one case, hairy) legs take it to a whole 'nother level of ohmygosh.
But then (if you're like me) you take a closer look at the. . . um, positioning (if you will) of the three pairs of legs. . . combined with their bareness. . . and you either shudder or burst into snorts of laugher. Or both, either simultaneously or in rapid succession.
Yes, you might have gone your entire life without ever picturing three people doing scandalous things while wearing (possibly nothing but) crochet mules, but thanks to me, that crisis has been averted.
You are welcome.
Today, I offer up for your
Now, the crochet mules are embarrassing enough on their own. . . (What is with those ballet-style laces on the middle pair?)
. . . And the exceedingly bare (and in one case, hairy) legs take it to a whole 'nother level of ohmygosh.
But then (if you're like me) you take a closer look at the. . . um, positioning (if you will) of the three pairs of legs. . . combined with their bareness. . . and you either shudder or burst into snorts of laugher. Or both, either simultaneously or in rapid succession.
Yes, you might have gone your entire life without ever picturing three people doing scandalous things while wearing (possibly nothing but) crochet mules, but thanks to me, that crisis has been averted.
You are welcome.
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