What the. . .?

Welcome to "What the. . .?, the Cabaret Edition"!

...Some things are just wrong.

Discover the Excitement!

"Discover the Excitement of Hairpin Lace":

I'm so excited!  I can't barely sit still!

I love hairpin lace, it's true!
I love hairpin lace! Don't you?!
Woooooo!

Let's hear it for hairpin lace, you guys!!


Let's hear it for floofy yarn collars!!!
Let's hear it for men in crocheted and knitted neck ties!!!!
And most of all...
Let's hear it for women (suggestively posed to insinuate that they may be nude) wrapped in striped afghans-- and apparently about to settle down for a catnap on a hard, cold marble slab!  (Cozy.)

Sure Beats a Collar

Just what every dog needs-- a (faux) necktie:

Because without it, there's no way he's ever going to make Alpha Dog, right? 

The tie demands respect.

Not everything should be crocheted...

Or knitted, for that matter.

Here's another one for the "What were they thinking?" file-- a 70's crocheted (granny squre) men's neck tie.

I feel so sorry for any poor sons, grandsons or husbands who might have been subjected to this hideous idea.  What must they have suffered?