Multiple Choice

So, help me with a little something, please...

Is that thing on her hand:
A)  a fuzzy oven mitt,
B)  a bath mitt,
C)  a kinder, gentler boxing glove,
or
D)  a polar bear themed mitten?

Fashion No-No

With the approach of winter, I've been scouring Ravelry's pattern database for attractive wrist-warmers, fingerless gloves, what-have-you.

Somehow, until now I've missed seeing these eyelash yarn, fun-furry thing-ums:

 ...You can run... You can hide... but eventually, the bad stuff has a way of finding you.

I Never Knew Crochet Could be So Creepy. . .

Am I the only one who thinks this picture looks slightly sinister?

(Cue the creepy music. . .)

"I put my hand into my glove;
Now you must pray to God above.
My crochet gloves will keep me clean
No drop of blood left to be seen."


Or something. . .  (What?  Why are you backing away like that?)

Anyway, creepiness aside, the gloves look kind of bulky to me.  I'm not terribly impressed.

M-I-C-K-E-Y. . .

That's right, they may not say as much on the cover of the book (all those pesky licensing fees, you know), but (aside from the fact that his have four fingers and these have five) these are clearly Mickey Mouse gloves:

"For the entire family". . .

You know you want some.