I Never Knew Crochet Could be So Creepy. . .

Am I the only one who thinks this picture looks slightly sinister?

(Cue the creepy music. . .)

"I put my hand into my glove;
Now you must pray to God above.
My crochet gloves will keep me clean
No drop of blood left to be seen."


Or something. . .  (What?  Why are you backing away like that?)

Anyway, creepiness aside, the gloves look kind of bulky to me.  I'm not terribly impressed.