Diagnosis YarnYuck

This looks like an acute case of fug-induced coma... 

...but then again, I'm not a doctor (don't even play one on TV), nor am I a reputable fashion critic (is there such a thing?).

Unfurgettable

I must admit, I don't usually have a problem with people wearing fur. 
However, even I might be tempted to throw a bucket of red paint on this fur-trimmed hat:

...And I don't care whether it's genuine or artificial! 

Something Different

Tired of boring old regular-looking hats? 
Well, have I got some headgear for you!

Whether you crown your hat with a bizarre ruffle or a few dangling bits of mystery fur, at least you'll stand out in a crowd.

The Call of the Wild

I hear the wilderness ragamuffin look is going to be really hot this fall.

Look for lots of burlap-esque skirts-- rich tapestries of patches, loose threads, and unraveling hems.   We'll also be seeing lots of fur trim.  (Très elegant!)

Who says ultra-long sleeves lack in practicality?  Sure, you may have a little trouble doing things that require the use of your hands, but you won't need to bother with gloves or mittens!

Then we have this lovely jacket, which was inspired by a feral cat that the designer saw fighting in the alley behind his apartment.  It's sure to help you take a walk on the wild side!

We have so much to look forward to in the coming months!