Friday, February 4, 2011

Shudder

This is obviously meant to be art. . .


. . . but it still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

"D" is for Duh



Regarding the little duck-themed bib, I'd be afraid that might not be up to the task, unless you have a very tidy baby.  Or as Roy Scheider might say, "You're going to need a bigger bib."

I See London, I See France...

To be filed under "But WHY?":


Since she doesn't seem to be wearing anything under them, I can only conclude that these are themselves her underwear... but why would anyone want crocheted underwear?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Bewildered


This poor girl looks bewildered by the ugliness of the crochet dress she models. 
I must concur; it looks like a beginner's effort. 

Tinkerbell

Whoa!
That's some sparkly, furry novelty yarn!


What do you suppose she keeps in that bag (which seems to be just a pouch with a heavy chain knotted around the top)?  My bet's on pixie dust. 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Air-Conditioned Top

And now--  an afghan-towel-wrap-shirt-thing:


With fringe.  And a decorative flower. 

Everyone Has One

Yes, I know (most) kids love animals, so it's only natural that children's clothing is so often decorated with animal motifs...


But I must confess that I'm less familiar with a childhood interest in animal rears. 
Even if they are knitted and braided and wearing adorable bows.