What the. . .?

Welcome to "What the. . .?, the Cabaret Edition"!

...Some things are just wrong.

Cooperation

It's so important that we start early teaching our children the principles of negotiation and cooperation-- the benefits of teamwork--  don't you think?

She's Stylin'.

You can tell by the way a woman carries herself that she knows she's lookin' good:

Oh, yeah, girl.  Get down with your bad self! 

All that loopy fringe trim!  No wonder she's strutting.

Brr!

I almost feel sorry for her...

The MC Hammer balloon pants-- the tasseled belt-- the bare, probably chilly, sucked-in-for-the-camera tummy...

...But really, she brought this all upon herself.  Wear something underneath, lady!

Bikers Luv Fringe

Well, maybe not, but it's the only possible explanation I could come up with for this:

VROOM-VROOM, baby!

Le Sigh!

OMG, you guys!

Breakfasting in wedge heels and pompomed leg-warmers is like so exhausting!

Bad Sign

It's always a bad sign...

...yes, a very bad sign when your top reminds one (forcibly) of those old-fashioned, woven rag rugs Grandma used to have scattered around her kitchen floor...