What the Hellbeast?!

You have to give some credit to the creator of this three-headed dragon in macramé...

I mean, at least s/he was trying to get away from the inevitable macramé owl...
But even so...
That credit only goes so far.

Ssssss

The macramé cobra-- just the thing to add a little interest to your home décor this season.  Makes an elegant centerpiece for the fall table (particularly when placed smack-dab in front of an unwelcome dinner guest).

If cobras are a little too exotic for your taste, maybe you'll be more partial to this knitted rattlesnake scarf-- an attention-grabbing accessory if ever there was one!

Bonus:  If you have disobedient children, plant the suggestion that Mr. Snaky doesn't like noisy kids (or nose-pickers, whiners, etc. as fits the occasion) and has been known to come to life and bite naughty boys and girls.  Provides hours of amusement!

What Passes for Art...

"Macramé Animal Art"...

Funny what passes for art, isn't it?

Just goes to show that one man's "Animal Art" is another man's shabby (faux) raccoon pelt hanging on a fence. 

Fritz

Allow me to introduce Fritz the Frog:

The bulging eyes, eyelids peeled back in terror!  The lips beak mouth opened to release his dying croak! 

This poor macrame amphibian has obviously been run over-- rendered flat as a flapjack.  Poor old Fritz-- only the latest in a string of Frogger fatalities.