*Shrug*

The chief argument in favor of doggy sweaters-- you know, that they serve a real purpose by keeping dogs (particularly short-haired ones) cozy in cold weather-- doesn't hold up quite so well when the garment in question is no longer a full sweater, but instead can be (and is) described as a "shrug":

That looks pretty silly, if you ask me, and my dogs would be horrified if I tried to dress them that way (or at all, as my dogs are habitual nudists), but to each his own way...