"What Am I Wearing?"

You can almost read the model's mind. . .

She's thinking (and in this order):

1. What in the heck am I wearing??
2. Who in her right mind wears this much lavender all at the same time?
3. If you have huge, bell-shaped sleeves of fun fur-esque eyelash yarn, do you really need extra-long crocheted lace sleeves in addition to said fun fur sleeves-- or isn't this overkill?
4. What occasion calls for this particular ensemble?
5. They're really not paying me enough to model this.
6. I need a new agent. . .