KID! Look out!!
Did you not read yesterday's Yarn Yuck entry? (For shame.)
You've forgotten the cardinal rule of dealing with clown toys! (Which is:) Never let them get their arms around your neck*. ('Specially the ones wearing striped clothes...) I tell you, they like nothing better than strangling innocent children!
Whatever you do, don't look into those huge, flat, lifeless eyes...
If you do, you'll never be the same again!
*See Poltergeist for further information on this subject.
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