tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57994092740972228092024-03-18T13:26:44.384-05:00Yarn YuckSure, you can knit or crochet that. . .
<br>but <i>should</i> you?Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.comBlogger524125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-17638654940488469942013-01-02T20:48:00.001-06:002013-01-02T20:48:17.797-06:00Yarn Yuck Has Moved!Hey...<br />
Is there anybody out there?<br />
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Turns out the world <i>didn't</i> end in 2012, after all! (Woo-hoo!) Let's celebrate with some more yucky, yarn-related photos at <a href="http://yarnyuck.tumblr.com/" target="">YarnYuck's new home</a>, over on Tumblr. <br />
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See you there!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-24981640786589123342011-05-16T13:45:00.000-05:002011-05-16T13:45:09.889-05:00Perfectly Proportioned<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GHJoF37M4n4/TdFwM3oIOsI/AAAAAAAACc0/PKSZC6CfhFI/s1600/excessive_pompom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GHJoF37M4n4/TdFwM3oIOsI/AAAAAAAACc0/PKSZC6CfhFI/s1600/excessive_pompom.jpg" /></a></div><br />
This pom-pom is about 80-90% too big. I mean, yeah. It's only a hat for a doll. But still, not even a doll wants to look <i>ridiculous</i>, right? Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-58006994467981356392011-05-15T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-15T10:00:02.029-05:00Acid/Neon Green<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PJH5zgDb9Pk/Tcgt0iJgHkI/AAAAAAAACcw/2IiMRCjy8ow/s1600/hideous_neon_coverup.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PJH5zgDb9Pk/Tcgt0iJgHkI/AAAAAAAACcw/2IiMRCjy8ow/s1600/hideous_neon_coverup.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Between the color and the meshy, "wear-something-underneathness" of the fabric, I am horrified. <br />
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And that doesn't even take into consideration the "lace-up" aspect. <br />
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Yuck.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-83171346825524098732011-05-14T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-14T10:00:03.608-05:00Make His Day.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VeR-2lRXPzw/Tcgsyh23P1I/AAAAAAAACcs/AMCaxpIrUc8/s1600/dont_make_fun_of_his_veggiesaurus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VeR-2lRXPzw/Tcgsyh23P1I/AAAAAAAACcs/AMCaxpIrUc8/s1600/dont_make_fun_of_his_veggiesaurus.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I advise you <i>not</i> to mock the "veggie-saurus" on his sweater. <br />
(Poor anger management skills. Plus he's fairly ruthless with that croquet mallet.)Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-29630598597468774732011-05-13T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-13T13:02:25.577-05:00One-Sleeve Shrug<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OI468U8Y0Fs/TcgsGQhFSMI/AAAAAAAACco/_qv0QNZjMWI/s1600/one-sleeve_shrug.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OI468U8Y0Fs/TcgsGQhFSMI/AAAAAAAACco/_qv0QNZjMWI/s1600/one-sleeve_shrug.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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One of the least useful articles of clothing ever designed. <br />
Well, unless one of your arms is more sensitive to the cold than the other...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-88857712914369671002011-05-12T10:00:00.000-05:002013-01-02T20:49:16.533-06:00Ventilated Dress<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Who can fault her for looking so infinitely uncomfortable?Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-22612415038778199192011-05-11T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-11T10:00:09.651-05:00(Snake) Charming<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p1SuRXn9fEY/TcgqlDgaiTI/AAAAAAAACcg/roFMdlFMjQk/s1600/hisssss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p1SuRXn9fEY/TcgqlDgaiTI/AAAAAAAACcg/roFMdlFMjQk/s1600/hisssss.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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I know that in some cultures the snake is revered, but I just can't get over my Western urge to shudder at this sweater... Really? Of all the possible ways to decorate a sweater, <i>this</i> is what the designer settled on?Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-54658838510117626032011-05-10T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-10T10:00:10.885-05:00Eco-Friendly<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ejPvQ78BJcE/TcgpyroalkI/AAAAAAAACcc/G3et_nTo-og/s1600/fringe_coat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ejPvQ78BJcE/TcgpyroalkI/AAAAAAAACcc/G3et_nTo-og/s1600/fringe_coat.jpg" /></a></div><br />
This eco-friendly jacket is constructed of recycled mop heads. <br />
...Ok, not really, but it sort of <i>looks</i> like it is...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-18181223234221209702011-05-09T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-09T10:00:01.361-05:00Man Up<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xNOFyXokqcs/TcGZ0LP_o0I/AAAAAAAACcQ/vs1uqrosL_w/s1600/his_and_hers_girly_vest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xNOFyXokqcs/TcGZ0LP_o0I/AAAAAAAACcQ/vs1uqrosL_w/s1600/his_and_hers_girly_vest.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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I can't decide if that guy is wimpy for agreeing to wear that hideous vest or if he's just such a manly man that he can wear <i>anything</i> without feeling emasculated... (And he didn't want to hurt his wife's feelings by refusing to wear the vest after she made it for him. Aw.)<br />
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...But I tend to lean toward the opinion that, dude, you're going to have to tell her that you hate wearing her "handicrafts" <i>one</i> of these days. Let today be the day. (Or rather, whenever it was in March/April 1987 should have been the day.)Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-45919543630597119912011-05-08T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-08T10:00:01.709-05:00Help! I've Fallen...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h9o_PPOou-U/TcGYFBlkScI/AAAAAAAACcI/t2jcTdTcu3Q/s1600/help_ive_fallen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h9o_PPOou-U/TcGYFBlkScI/AAAAAAAACcI/t2jcTdTcu3Q/s1600/help_ive_fallen.jpg" /></a></div><br />
"Help! I've fallen in my skin-tight sequined leopard print skirt and baggy metallic sweater with fuzzy, striped sleeves... and I can't get up!"Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-82265348337837899782011-05-07T10:00:00.006-05:002011-05-07T10:00:07.331-05:00Granny Sheath<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1J5N5bxBx0I/TcGZIq-cfTI/AAAAAAAACcM/WuVrnTFNJWo/s1600/granny-sheath.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1J5N5bxBx0I/TcGZIq-cfTI/AAAAAAAACcM/WuVrnTFNJWo/s1600/granny-sheath.jpg" /></a></div><br />
There should be a law against this sort of thing...<br />
Where are the Fashion Police when you really need them?Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-36258070461221389502011-05-06T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-06T10:00:11.163-05:00Fugly<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mdzITvmNDjc/TcGXXT1wACI/AAAAAAAACcE/-6ab90htdSg/s1600/fugly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mdzITvmNDjc/TcGXXT1wACI/AAAAAAAACcE/-6ab90htdSg/s1600/fugly.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Sometimes something's just plain fugly, and there's not much more to be said about it.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-59006048610667589522011-05-05T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-05T10:00:06.852-05:00CarefreeSure, the cover <i>says</i> it's "carefree"...<br />
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...but I don't care <i>what</i> they say: Someone always ends up hurt (and maybe bleeding) in those "free love" situations. <br />
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(Ok, maybe it's just me, but that pose makes it look like the girls are sharing Eric Forman, there.) <br />
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How many of you want one of those groovy granny-square-and-stripes tops? Actually, I do kind of like the sleeves... They're kind of a toned-down, mild-mannered version of <a href="http://www.fruitcats.com/Jo%27s/sleeves.htm" target="_blank">Molly Weasley's sleeves</a>.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-76826573726688371912011-05-04T13:04:00.001-05:002011-05-04T13:04:28.184-05:00Freeform Swimsuit<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SyJIGDAHJ9w/TcGUc07HtHI/AAAAAAAACb8/1Rd4Oufp4i4/s1600/freeform_gone_horribly_awry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SyJIGDAHJ9w/TcGUc07HtHI/AAAAAAAACb8/1Rd4Oufp4i4/s1600/freeform_gone_horribly_awry.jpg" /></a></div><br />
You can find photos of some really amazing, elaborate freeform Irish crochet out there, but sometimes freeform just goes horribly awry...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-68425329364240963902011-05-03T10:00:00.000-05:002011-05-03T10:00:11.086-05:00Flower Power x 3<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9LRzcfqgzyI/TcARPhkljFI/AAAAAAAACb4/ZXyc1TxMx_k/s1600/flower_power.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9LRzcfqgzyI/TcARPhkljFI/AAAAAAAACb4/ZXyc1TxMx_k/s1600/flower_power.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Too-- much-- flower-- power!-- Can't-- take-- all-- the-- loopy flowers!<br />
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I mean, seriously. <br />
The bag? ...Well, ok. <br />
The hat? Only if you insist. <br />
But what is that other thing-- the loopy flower garland that's draped all over her? A bizarre mish-mash of choker, suspenders, and scarf? Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-36044047600484262542011-05-01T10:00:00.002-05:002011-05-02T13:33:21.952-05:00Finishing Touch<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6FHIuyww8Q4/TbxdTnG4kXI/AAAAAAAACb0/vixQ10HyfqI/s1600/fashionable_hat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6FHIuyww8Q4/TbxdTnG4kXI/AAAAAAAACb0/vixQ10HyfqI/s1600/fashionable_hat.jpg" /></a></div><br />
While the puffy, fuzzy sleeves (and shoulder pads) might have been enough to set this sweater apart, the hat seals the deal. Tulle netting <i>and</i> a ponytail emerging from the top of a pink cylinder? SOLD!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-56892735541222764112011-04-30T14:03:00.000-05:002011-04-30T14:03:58.753-05:00Credit Where Due<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rkvgiEkqVaI/TbxcOSf2jzI/AAAAAAAACbw/AN0akarzvgg/s1600/crochet_lace_pants.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rkvgiEkqVaI/TbxcOSf2jzI/AAAAAAAACbw/AN0akarzvgg/s1600/crochet_lace_pants.jpg" /></a></div><br />
In the spirit of giving credit when it's due, at least the designer had the decency to make the fabric solid in the, um, pelvic region. He or she didn't <i>have</i> to extend us that courtesy, you know.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-32812054470347834972011-04-29T10:00:00.040-05:002011-04-29T10:00:03.813-05:00Spoiled for Topics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8EqbmFobE8U/TbBM_7EV66I/AAAAAAAACbs/w7Dh8eQWcnc/s1600/holes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8EqbmFobE8U/TbBM_7EV66I/AAAAAAAACbs/w7Dh8eQWcnc/s1600/holes.jpg" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
Oh, gosh.<br />
This is another of those "where to start" situations. That is one seriously <i>crazy</i> dress!<br />
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How do I mock thee, dress? Let me count the ways!<br />
<ol><li>The openwork skirt. Look closely; you can see her thighs through the holey fabric. (I, for one, prefer not to put my underwear on display, but I'm kind of old-fashioned like that...)</li>
<li>The <i>big</i> holes in the bodice. (Why are they there?)</li>
<li>The HUGE hole in the back of the dress. (And the odd strands connecting the top to the skirt.)</li>
<li>The ugly yarn. (Yes, I'm being judgmental of the yarn. I just don't like it.)</li>
<li>The row of fringe (?) about halfway down each sleeve.</li>
<li>The spiral fringe at the neckline. (On top of everything else, it's just too much.)</li>
</ol>But hey, apart from that, it's actually not too bad for a knitted/crocheted dress. I like the length of the sleeves and skirt, the ruffles at the sleeves... the fit... It we could just address the items on my mocking list...Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-22995835710796527772011-04-28T10:00:00.007-05:002011-04-28T10:00:11.396-05:00Retrolicious<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EQp0u-1ucuU/TbBMZpbcoKI/AAAAAAAACbo/AMoAvxDzC6A/s1600/vest_and_legwarmers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EQp0u-1ucuU/TbBMZpbcoKI/AAAAAAAACbo/AMoAvxDzC6A/s1600/vest_and_legwarmers.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Ooh! Matching vest and leg-warmers! And a poodle-perm to boot!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-26240266162095577072011-04-27T10:00:00.015-05:002011-04-27T10:00:07.253-05:00The Real Deal<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N6uTZj0u_WU/TbBKlVueKGI/AAAAAAAACbk/Qnm_QkGprpM/s1600/hippie_dude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N6uTZj0u_WU/TbBKlVueKGI/AAAAAAAACbk/Qnm_QkGprpM/s1600/hippie_dude.jpg" /></a></div><br />
After yesterday's modern(ish) wanna-be-hippie-mama, it seemed fitting to feature the genuine article, today. <br />
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Now, I know his hair isn't quite as long and oily as you'd probably like. (I was a little disappointed on that front, myself...) But just look at that shirt/tunic. You can't wear something like that unless you're a licensed, card-carrying hippie-dude. (Or so I've been told.)Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-24043183773095789862011-04-26T10:00:00.020-05:002011-04-26T10:00:03.932-05:00Peace, Love & Happiness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HGSoxO8B72A/TbBIlKrW7wI/AAAAAAAACbg/Pj8mvNye0Cc/s1600/flower_power_flutist.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HGSoxO8B72A/TbBIlKrW7wI/AAAAAAAACbg/Pj8mvNye0Cc/s1600/flower_power_flutist.jpg" /></a></div><br />
This photo just makes me laugh. What is she doing and why? She <i>appears</i> to be playing some sort of flute while wearing flowers in her hair... Is she at a gathering for modern hippies? (Nah, cant be that. She's wearing shoes, for one thing...) You get the feeling that she may have been hitting the ol' peace pipe, though. <br />
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Anyway, thanks for the laugh, flute-playing flower-power lady!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-47961936554913709612011-04-25T10:00:00.013-05:002011-04-25T10:00:05.960-05:00Granny Stitches Ain't for Everything<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ccNAOdI19OM/TbBHThVQ-lI/AAAAAAAACbc/eKQrGgwKU9M/s1600/flopsy_hat_granny_top.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ccNAOdI19OM/TbBHThVQ-lI/AAAAAAAACbc/eKQrGgwKU9M/s1600/flopsy_hat_granny_top.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I like granny squares and "granny stripes" as much as the next person, but let's be honest: It's not the right stitch pattern for everything. For example-- this shirt and floppy hat. They really shouldn't exist, and it's a crying shame that they do.Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-85632173910310999242011-04-24T10:00:00.000-05:002011-04-24T10:00:01.035-05:00Fashion Meshy-Tunic<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2ae0K__acxQ/TbBG2BfSKgI/AAAAAAAACbY/DOfrFnJDwfg/s1600/fashion_doily_tunic.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2ae0K__acxQ/TbBG2BfSKgI/AAAAAAAACbY/DOfrFnJDwfg/s1600/fashion_doily_tunic.jpg" /></a></div><br />
She's stylin'!Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-65274243064095333372011-04-23T10:00:00.000-05:002011-04-23T10:00:08.275-05:00Bejeweled<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_kvA77uClJA/TbBGLHVnW4I/AAAAAAAACbU/LCKNcoakuLY/s1600/bellybutton_dripping_with_diamonds.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_kvA77uClJA/TbBGLHVnW4I/AAAAAAAACbU/LCKNcoakuLY/s1600/bellybutton_dripping_with_diamonds.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Don't even <i>think</i> about wearing this top unless your bellybutton is dripping in diamonds. <br />
(Oh, and elastic-band gym pants are the only way to go, too.)Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799409274097222809.post-59288709373404744072011-04-22T10:00:00.000-05:002011-04-22T10:00:09.266-05:00BulkYes, bulky yarn works up fast...<br />
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...but how soon do you really <i>need</i> that slubby ear-flap hat?Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09575839458599807879noreply@blogger.com0