"Discover the Excitement of Hairpin Lace":
I'm so excited! I can't barely sit still!
I love hairpin lace, it's true!
I love hairpin lace! Don't you?!
Let's hear it for hairpin lace, you guys!!
Let's hear it for floofy yarn collars!!!
Let's hear it for men in crocheted and knitted neck ties!!!!
And most of all...
Let's hear it for women (suggestively posed to insinuate that they may be nude) wrapped in striped afghans-- and apparently about to settle down for a catnap on a hard, cold marble slab! (Cozy.)