I've written before about how horrifying the Humpty Dumpty story is...
Well, guess what I found. "Fantasy Fellows" for you to crochet, including Chillbert the Snowman, Funnybone the Clown (~shudder~), and our very own Humpty Dumpty:
And Humpty's big selling point? He falls apart:
See what I mean about Humpty? Horrifying.
(Where's the yellow and black crocheted "Crime Scene - Do Not Cross" tape...?)