"Ma'am, I'm going to need you to come with me."
"Is something wrong, officer?"
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cite you with misuse of sequins-- paillettes, to be precise."
"B-but-- I--"
"Save it for the judge, lady." (slapping on the handcuffs) "People like you disgust me. Think you can get away with anything."
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