Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Fashion Police Strike Again

"Ma'am, I'm going to need you to come with me."

"Is something wrong, officer?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cite you with misuse of sequins-- paillettes, to be precise."

"B-but-- I--"

"Save it for the judge, lady."  (slapping on the handcuffs)  "People like you disgust me.  Think you can get away with anything."

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