Remember ALF? (C'mon, sure you do, right? Though maybe you haven't thought about him for, oh, twenty years or so.)
I know you'll be as excited as I am to learn that there are patterns out there that enable you to crochet your very own ALF toy!
Or you can knit him, if you prefer:
If someone unfamiliar with that old TV program saw one of those (especially the knit one), what would they think it was meant to be? A demonic anteater, perhaps?
Well, I'll leave you now. It's probably going to take you a while to hunt down one of those patterns, so you should get right on that...