Oh, I know what you're thinking: "Tramp-Bride? Tramp? Come on, Yarn-Yucker. Isn't that a little bit harsh?"
Well, take a look for yourself:
It's a little trampy for a wedding dress.
(Ok, so I personally wouldn't wear that thing in public on any occasion, but I can try to understand that some people might. However. At a wedding? Your very own wedding? Yep, trampy.)
Still not convinced? Take a closer look at the inset photo.
I rest my case.