Here's another for the "wow, you really do have too much time on your hands, don't you?" file:
Look! They're crocheted cozies for your "Quit Smoking" or "No Swearing" penalty jars! Aren't they just the cutest?!
Ok, ok. These things probably work up in no time at all... and I guess they are kind of funny. If I had someone to give one to, I might be tempted to try the pattern, though some might look upon it as an odd gift. ("Here, honey, this is to help you stop swearing so I can finally introduce you to my parents. Oh, and while you're at it, stop smoking, too.")