"Have you seen Ursula's latest boy toy? I hear she found him waiting tables at some sort of club..."
I don't know why, but I can't take knitted or crocheted (adult-sized) garments seriously when they prominently feature text.
Go ahead, male model. Smolder at the camera all you want. You'll still be wearing a sweater with the word "Club" in script across the chest. There's not a whole lot you can do about that, really.