Club Boy

"Have you seen Ursula's latest boy toy?  I hear she found him waiting tables at some sort of club..."

I don't know why, but I can't take knitted or crocheted (adult-sized) garments seriously when they prominently feature text.

Go ahead, male model.  Smolder at the camera all you want.  You'll still be wearing a sweater with the word "Club" in script across the chest.  There's not a whole lot you can do about that, really.