It's the last day of our Week of Clown Horror! So, let me see. What do I have for you today...?
Ah, yes! Here we go...:
It's a potholder (...or hot pad... I think...) that looks like a very angry, very DEAD clown...
Just what you always wanted, huh?
...Oh, and if I were you, I wouldn't insult his lady-friend there. I've heard that zombie clowns have wicked tempers.