Just Plain Ugly

Where to begin?

There's the whole "wear something underneath" aspect (as I call it), though technically enough is covered...

It's impossible to miss the pointless mesh element... (Seriously, why bother? That section is 98% air.)

And then there's the fact that this thing is just plain ugly.  Why don't any of the round bits match?  The one on the left is a hypnotic spiral, the one on the right is a dartboard, and the one on the bottom is a striped Easter egg.  (Clearly.)   Would it make a measurable improvement if they did?  (Unlikely.)