Name That Crochet Thingy!

Yes, ladies and gents, it's time again for that barrel of laughs-- that fount of funny-- Name That Crochet Thingy!  

(applause, applause)


First up, tonight, we have an oblong sheath with a drawstring tied into a cute bow...

Hm... What could that be?

If you guessed "baby bottle cover", congratulations, you just won 500 Name That Crochet Thingy credits (redeemable for random crap at your local Crochet Thingy Warehouse Club)! 

(As for the rest of you, get your minds out of the gutter, as they say.  For goodness' sake, this is a 1950's-era family game show! Tsk tsk!)