I betcha don't bother carrying a purse, do you? 'Cause you got two of them built right into that... jacket? Or is that part of a scarf? (No matter...)
You could probably fit a fair-sized load of groceries in those things, too.
"Paper of plastic, ma'am?"
"Oh, neither. I'm wearing my pack-mule sweater today!"
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