She's thinking (and in this order):
- What in the heck am I wearing??
- Who in her right mind wears this much lavender all at the same time?
- If you have huge, bell-shaped sleeves of fun fur-esque eyelash yarn, do you really need extra-long crocheted lace sleeves in addition to said fun fur sleeves-- or isn't this overkill?
- What occasion calls for this particular ensemble?
- They're really not paying me enough to model this.
- I need a new agent. . .