Sunday, May 9, 2010

Security Afghan

Brenda's security afghan was a much-needed source of comfort as Brad broke up with her over the phone-- the cad!  He said he couldn't see himself having a serious relationship with anyone who chose matching patterns for her wallpaper and bedspread.  How dare he, really?  He knew that she suffered from matchy-matchy-itis, that brute!  Well, she told herself, wiping a solitary tear from the corner of one eye, she was better off without him. . .

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