How best to show off a new knit?
Try slouching a bit, first. (Bad posture is a must.)
And if at all possible, wear your hair like this:
. . . It's almost like they wanted to distract you from even noticing the sweater (or whatever the proper terminology is for that garment). I mean, it's plain enough as it is-- not bad per se, but definitely vanilla-- and then they throw in that weird braid-headband thing. . .
Yep, definitely trying to distract you from the knitwear.