...But Not Quite

Almost mink:

Dramaattinen!

According to Google Translate, that's Finnish for "dramatic", which seemed fitting for this photo, with the vintage cars, the black-tie attire, and the "Bond-- James Bond"-style facial expression on the guy in the background.

Yes, dramatic... and fuzzy.

(If you want to attract your very own Finnish version of 007, get yourself a puffy-sleeved fuzz-monster of a sweater.  Apparently they find it irresistible.)