Flower Power x 3

Too-- much-- flower-- power!-- Can't-- take-- all-- the-- loopy flowers!

I mean, seriously. 
The bag?  ...Well, ok. 
The hat?  Only if you insist. 
But what is that other thing-- the loopy flower garland that's draped all over her?  A bizarre mish-mash of choker, suspenders, and scarf? 

Tinkerbell

Whoa!
That's some sparkly, furry novelty yarn!

What do you suppose she keeps in that bag (which seems to be just a pouch with a heavy chain knotted around the top)?  My bet's on pixie dust. 

Fanny Pack Prototype

Some ideas come before their time.

In this instance, I speak of the crochet "pocket belt" and "purse belt". . .

. . . or (as I think of them) the fanny pack prototypes. 

No, really.  Aren't they essentially just an early, crocheted version of a belly bag (or bum bag, pouch, belt pack, hip sack, or whatever other term you prefer)? 

More proof that there are no new ideas.  (So why even bother getting up in the morning, right?)