...Wait. What did you think I meant by "dangly bits"?
Ugh! Get your mind out of the gutter, won't you?
Anyway, I was referring to the dangly bits on the bottom edge of this knitted skirt:
So, what do you think?
Combination skirt/cat toy, perhaps?
Or you can take it off, wind it around your hand with the dangly bits loose, and let it double as a duster?
Ooh! I know! They're reusable knitted handkerchiefs. You just reach down and pull one off as you need them.