Thursday, March 24, 2011

Not-So-Concealed Carry

These days, women need to be able to protect themselves.  There are some real sickos out there, you know.  No wonder, then, that many women obtain a permit to carry a concealed weapon. 

Most of the time, you can keep that pistol (or what have you) stashed in your bag or wear it under your clothes.  However, what's a girl to do when she's headed to the beach?  There's nowhere to stow her gun in a typical swimsuit, but she doesn't want to sacrifice her sense of style for safety...

It used to be a real problem-- but no more!  Not with the crocheted bikini holster!  Your firearm will stay nestled close against your midriff, always within easy reach!

And it's so becoming, too!

"Go ahead.  Make my day."

(So you don't think it really looks that much like a holster, huh?  Well, what is the purpose of that strange flap, then, smartypants?  Huh? Huh?)


  1. Somebody pass me the eye bleach!

  2. hmm. This looks more like a big finger... or something... pointing directly towards her, um, hooha.

  3. no wait, it's actually a matching portable willie warmer.

  4. LOL @ Rachel, spluttered my coffee over the screen.

  5. I agree with Rachel... Since her boyfriend was late coming to the beach, the woman brought her boyfriend's matching 'swimsuit' with her, CONVENIENTLY attached to her own!