In a Mood

I love it when there's text in a layout to tell me how I'm supposed to feel about what I'm seeing... or in this case, how the model feels:

This is interesting, because I wear a lot of stripes, but I never realized (until now) that wearing stripes means I'm in a sporty mood.  (And heaven knows you can't tell from looking at me that I'm such an extremely sporty-mooded person.)

This is better than a mood ring! 
So, tell me, guru-- how do I feel when I'm wearing paisley?