Looking for a darling little something to plop-- er, pop into a loved one's stocking?
Yeah, well, wish I could help you with that.
I've heard of crappy gifts, but this is ridiculous...
Now, don't go and spoil my fun by pointing out that they're probably supposed to be (earless, legless) hamsters, or something. I'm perfectly happy believing they are t**d toys with wiggly eyes, teensy black noses, and hair-bows.