"Um... 'Scuse me, Santa... but I've really gotta go!"
Look, I realize he sees me when I'm sleeping and knows when I'm awake... I guess I can deal with that. (I mean, he has to decide if I've been naughty or nice, right?) ...But does he have to keep tabs on my "bathroom activities", too?! This is getting ridiculous!
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