This outfit has a very special feature: built-in identity protection!
So you're out on the town in this get-up when-- oh no!-- you spot someone you know! Suddenly you realize that you can't bear to be caught dead (or alive) in this-- this thing! There's nowhere to hide, no time to run. Whaddyado??
Simple! Just slip the handy built-in identity protection up over your face and your own mother could pass you in the street and never guess that a daughter of hers could have such poor fashion sense. Fantastic!
A. What is that thing? Look at it in the smaller inset photo. See the bunch of fabric hanging down the front? See the huge hole in it? I don't even know what this type of garment is called... Some type of cowl/head-covering with a turtleneck collar?
B. If it's cold enough that you need a whatever-it-is to keep your neck and head warm, why are you wearing a short-sleeved, high-hemmed dress to begin with? It's just poor planning.