These are the kinds of things that lady clowns ogle through shop windows:
"...I know I really shouldn't. Bozo already complains about how many clothes I buy. He says I have more pairs of giant shoes than one person can possibly use in a lifetime-- and I've had to hide my collection of squeaky rubber noses from him to avoid another argument... But just look at those huge faux buttons! And the random dimensional dots on the back! Ooh, just think how jealous the other lady clowns will be!"