I have someone I'd like you to meet... Two someones, in fact.
It's Betsy and Bill, a darling pair of red-headed twins with button eyes!
If they look familiar-- like a pair of internationally-recognized dolls named, oh, something like "Raggedy Ann and Andy"-- well, nope. I'm afraid you're mistaken, 'cause this here is Betsy and Bill. Ok? And don't you go thinkin' otherwise!
(And yes, that is what they were called in the pattern-- "Betsy and Bill".)