How long did the writer have to think to come up with a "tease" description suitable for this crocheted sea shell? (Yes, you read that right. A crocheted sea shell.)
"Lightweight Summer Shell".
(So much lighter than the ones you find on the beach! Perfect for summertime. You don't mind lugging around the heavy winter shells so much in the cooler time of the year, but by summer, it's really just too much.)
Well, yes, I'll give you that. It certainly is unusual.
This is another of those projects that have an air of desperation about them.
"Poor Bernadette! Did you hear that she's started crocheting sea shells now? She's simply run out of things to crochet. (Her bed finally broke under the weight of all those afghans, you know.) It's tragic, really..."