If you see a friend or family member dressed like this, please be sure they seek immediate professional help.
Because wearing this-- white bermuda shorts over blue hose, with. . . whatever in the world those boots are. . . and a fuzzy, felted-looking short-sleeved, turtle-necked top under a cabled vest (which on its own is quite pretty, but that's beside the point)-- it is clearly nothing less than a cry for help-- and swift intervention.
Consider: If you don't do something quickly, it's only a matter of time before the dreaded Fashion Police swoop in on a sting operation. You wouldn't want that on your conscience, now would you?