CSI: Special Knitwear Unit

Maybe I've watched too much crime drama, but this awkwardly posed model gives me C.S.I. flashbacks ('way back to the episodes when Grissom was still on the show). 

I mean, who would purposely lie in that uncomfortable position?  And what is she lying on?  It almost looks like a rock (though I'm pretty sure it's not).

. . . It's kind of creepy.   The sweater itself is ok, but the posing gets an F.

Yarn Yuck Rule #79:
Whenever possible, avoid posing your model so that she looks like the victim of a homicide.