Perfectly Proportioned

This pom-pom is about 80-90% too big.  I mean, yeah.  It's only a hat for a doll.  But still, not even a doll wants to look ridiculous, right? 

YarnYuck Mathematics

A nasty case of bedhead + bulky wrap with pompoms (nearly) the size of a baby's head = ...well, this:

Multiply by number of pompoms, then divide by the average model's innate chutzpah to calculate her level of humiliation.

What in the...

What is this thing?

Is it some bizarre scarf-type thing, or is it attached to the sweater?  ...And either way, wow.

Look on the Bright Side

A serene smile lit the face of the younger of the two girls.  Being selected as one of the PomPom Cult's annual human sacrifices was a bit of bad luck, but at least she got to wear a ceremonial pompom frock...

...and they'd been given such beautiful toys as parting gifts, too!

(The moral of the story:  Pompoms make everything better.)

Time to Relax... with Pom-Poms

"No, honey..."

"...Relax.  Those gigantic pom-poms on your hat don't make you look ridiculous at all.  ...Where'd you get a silly idea like that to begin with?"

Umm. . .

'Scuse me, ma'am, but. . .

. . . I think one of your, erm, strategically placed pom-poms has come loose. . .