Fugly

Sometimes something's just plain fugly, and there's not much more to be said about it.

What Goes With Sequins?

The novelty-yarn harlequin-patterned cardigan...  Possibly not the best thing to wear over a sequined dress.

Double-Breasted

I don't suppose it's politically correct, but I prefer men who dress like men.  Not in, say, something like this:

I mean, yuck.  That mottled grey.  The loopy texture.  The collar-- and the two rows of buttons. (A double-breasted cardigan?  WHY??) 

It wouldn't be particularly becoming on a woman, either, but I think it's somehow even worse on a male model.  There's no way he can "macho-pose" this one up to an acceptable level of masculinity. 

Monty Pythonesque

Is it just me, or don't these ladies look like something out of the animated portion of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus? 

It's mostly because they're colorized, I think.

(Side note:  What is the woman on the left holding?)