The best part is the little tassels on the corners of the bottom of the baby bag. And the hoodie. Can't forget the hoodie.
Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label babies. Show all posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Baby-in-a-Bag, the Sequel
"Ok, wiggle-worm smarty-pants... Let's see you wriggle your way out of this one..."
The best part is the little tassels on the corners of the bottom of the baby bag. And the hoodie. Can't forget the hoodie.
The best part is the little tassels on the corners of the bottom of the baby bag. And the hoodie. Can't forget the hoodie.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Bare Facts
Pray tell...
Why is the baby wearing a bonnet and nothing else?
It was obviously just so whoever made this booklet could feel proud of him/herself for pairing a bare-bottomed baby with the title "The Bare Facts of Crochet... For Beginners".
What sparkling wit.
Well, either that or the rest of the baby's clothes would be too difficult for beginners to make, so crochet beginners' babies have to make do with bonnets and blankets.
(Incidentally, please observe that the bonnet matches the blanket. This is very important. Babies require matching everything.)
Why is the baby wearing a bonnet and nothing else?
It was obviously just so whoever made this booklet could feel proud of him/herself for pairing a bare-bottomed baby with the title "The Bare Facts of Crochet... For Beginners".
What sparkling wit.
Well, either that or the rest of the baby's clothes would be too difficult for beginners to make, so crochet beginners' babies have to make do with bonnets and blankets.
(Incidentally, please observe that the bonnet matches the blanket. This is very important. Babies require matching everything.)
Friday, July 16, 2010
Name That Crochet Thingy!
Yes, ladies and gents, it's time again for that barrel of laughs-- that fount of funny-- Name That Crochet Thingy!
(applause, applause)
First up, tonight, we have an oblong sheath with a drawstring tied into a cute bow...
Hm... What could that be?
If you guessed "baby bottle cover", congratulations, you just won 500 Name That Crochet Thingy credits (redeemable for random crap at your local Crochet Thingy Warehouse Club)!
(As for the rest of you, get your minds out of the gutter, as they say. For goodness' sake, this is a 1950's-era family game show! Tsk tsk!)
(applause, applause)
First up, tonight, we have an oblong sheath with a drawstring tied into a cute bow...
Hm... What could that be?
If you guessed "baby bottle cover", congratulations, you just won 500 Name That Crochet Thingy credits (redeemable for random crap at your local Crochet Thingy Warehouse Club)!
(As for the rest of you, get your minds out of the gutter, as they say. For goodness' sake, this is a 1950's-era family game show! Tsk tsk!)
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
"People! I'll never understand 'em. . ."
The baby in the photo of this "Infant's Knitted Set" caught my eye:
She's really staring at that mitt on her hand*. . .
She looks perturbed. . .
"I'd really like to try to stick my whole fist in my mouth again. (I'm pretty sure I can do it, this time! I've been thinking about it, and I have some new strategies in mind.) But for some reason they keep putting these horrible-tasting things on my hands! Now, why would they go and do a mean thing like that? Sometimes I just don't understand people. . ."
Poor kid!
*Yes, I know people sometimes put mitts/mittens on young babies to prevent them from scratching themselves.
She's really staring at that mitt on her hand*. . .
She looks perturbed. . .
"I'd really like to try to stick my whole fist in my mouth again. (I'm pretty sure I can do it, this time! I've been thinking about it, and I have some new strategies in mind.) But for some reason they keep putting these horrible-tasting things on my hands! Now, why would they go and do a mean thing like that? Sometimes I just don't understand people. . ."
Poor kid!
*Yes, I know people sometimes put mitts/mittens on young babies to prevent them from scratching themselves.
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