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Welcome to "What the. . .?, the Cabaret Edition "! ...Some things are just wrong .

Look, everyone!  It's a rare photo of Joulu-Nauha-Keijukainen-- the Finnish elf of Christmas ribbons! As every Finnish child knows, sh...

'Scuse me, ma'am, but. . . . . . I think one of your, erm, strategically placed pom-poms has come loose. . .

This "what the" is a fairly small photo, which makes it difficult to make out some of the details, and honestly, I think we all ou...

That's right, I said it.  She's a a Leia wannabe. How else can you explain this ridiculous get-up? Seriously, under what cir...

Let's say you have a toddler-- a sweet little child for whom you like to knit sweaters. You love that baby, right? You want to protec...

A word of warning: If you're a teensy bit prudish (as I myself happen to be), you may wish to shoo any stray children or other innocent...